Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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