Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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