I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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