no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
where are my eyebrows?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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