I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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