he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
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Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
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She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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