...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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