dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
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The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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