she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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