i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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