I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Wtf am i supposed to tell my kids when they ask about my first time? "Mommy got drunk off her ass and fucked a total stranger in another stranger's bedroom, then got abandoned by the selfish prick and walk of shamed to the nearest gas station to call a cab, but ended up passed out in a park in a pool of her own puke."
At least mommy was smart enough to use protection and hack into the asshole's facebook account.
Well of course. Mommy may be a slutty drunk but she ain't no idiot.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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