At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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