Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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