Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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