Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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