Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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