he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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