i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
