She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
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She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
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Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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