Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I have so many feelings about this burrito
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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