Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
No subtext here. People are naked.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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