I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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