It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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