we're blogging at a bar
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
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I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
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things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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