I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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