You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
vagina is talking i cant
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
