I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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