Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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