Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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