Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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