Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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