He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
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