i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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