You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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