I am puke
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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