i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Do vagina's smell?
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
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Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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