4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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