i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
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do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
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And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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