Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
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I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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