I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
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I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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