Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
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WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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