batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
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Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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