we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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