ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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