He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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