He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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