why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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