STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
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I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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