Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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