in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I have post one night stand depression
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