guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
only you would photoshop your dick
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
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and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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