the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
