what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Randomize
