Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
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why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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