I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I've blown a few things in my day
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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