She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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