weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
What changed your mind?
Being sober
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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