I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
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i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
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I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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