He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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